Crappy Gift

Table of Content

• For the germaphobe: Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit
• Embroidered Toilet Paper, Birthday Gag Gift, Birthday Card Alternative, Birthday Party Decor, Holy Crap You're Old!
• Steampunk Real Rhino Beetle (Framed)
• ‘The Twelve Terrors of Christmas’
• Mummy Starter Kit Embroidered Toilet Paper/ Halloween/Crappy Gift/Funny Gift
• What Are the Coolest Weird Gifts We Recommend?

Here’s maybe the perfect gift for your friends and family that do their best to live a healthy lifestyle. A NutriBullet is a game-changing kitchen appliance to own for making the best smoothies and protein shakes. Here’s a random gift idea that will be hailed as a miracle by whoever you gift it to! These DEET free mosquito repellent incense are perfect for backyard cookouts, camping trips, and bonfires to name a few applications.

The cult and cannibal aspects of this story are definitely disturbing, but also fascinating to those who can handle the grisly details. If typical jewelry holders are too boring for them, get them this creepy Skeleton Hand Jewelry Holder. It has seven fingers for hanging rings, necklaces, and bracelets. The goth in your life will love the clawed fingertips and red roses on the base. The earrings aren’t made from actual outlets and are laser cut from acrylic for a look that’s quirky-chic and less $0.50 hardware store run. The hooks are made of hypoallergenic stainless steel.

For the germaphobe: Accoutrements Public Toilet Survival Kit

If you’re trying to find a gift for your new girlfriend to test out her weird levels, this is a good start. The pages are all single-sided so you can frame and hang your artwork if you desire. These Fish Sandals are a fun gift for fishermen and an even sillier gift for people who aren’t into fishing. I love DIY gift wrap and I have never found one easier than this polka dot plain paper idea. I had plenty of brown paper, that i use for just about everything and simply followed the tutorial using a pencil eraser dipped in craft paint.

It is still a soap, so you can actually use it, but not without your mind telling you that its a poop. Don’t forget to spray some water to make it look more realistic. Who would find value in a pair of bad quality socks?

Embroidered Toilet Paper, Birthday Gag Gift, Birthday Card Alternative, Birthday Party Decor, Holy Crap You're Old!

This back and shoulder kneading massage pillow is a brilliant gift idea for anyone with aches and pains…aka virtually anyone. There’s impressive suction generated by the 106w motor and internal metal turbine that really pulls all the crud from floormats, dashboards and even out between the seats. There’s an awesome nozzle set included for reaching all those hard to vacuum spots as well as a 16-foot long extension cord. Built with a truly high-quality 7Cr17MoV steel blade and a machined aluminum handle, this pocket knife is built to last a lifetime.

Just when you thought this gift idea couldn’t get any lousier. Maybe there really is a danger that you or someone you love will throw hard-earned money down the toilet for one of these abominations. Or perhaps there is an even deeper, more sinister reality behind these horrible gifts. Giving a toilet mug is a harmless gesture, given that it won’t really impact anything. And that’s the point, a worthless gift for someone you don’t really care about. If you haven’t seen a Neil Breen movie yet, then you’re really lucky.

Steampunk Real Rhino Beetle (Framed)

This handmade clock has real, live Scandia moss set into small pockets. This type of moss doesn’t need watering, sunlight, and is dust resistant. This Cat Butt Tissue Dispenser is sure to get a big reaction when they unwrap it. The molded resin tabby fits over a standard cube-shaped tissue box, set on its side, and then you pull the tissues out of the cat’s butt–of course. If they like to collect interesting and unique artwork for their walls, check out this Vintage Print by Lone Star Art. It’s a high-quality print of a real vintage photograph taking of a young boy smoking a cigarette next to his giant chicken.

Remember the slogan, “It’s better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! You simply add some water and a few drops of your favorite essential oil and you’re in business. You can set a timer or leave the diffuser running for hours on end – it’s safe for relatively prolonged use. The mist intensity is adjustable as well and there are even 12 different LED colors that are cycled through. 21 Best Gifts for Programmers, Coders, Software Engineers & Devs Are you looking for a gift for that special computer geek in your life?

‘The Twelve Terrors of Christmas’

It can function as a fridge cooling down to 32 degrees or as a heater as warm as 140 degrees. More upscale than a bathrobe, a smoking jacket is the classic cool way to relax at home. This gift will appeal to smokers, as well as non-smokers who love historical clothing.

The boat has a rechargeable battery with a run-time of about 20 minutes which is enough time to really startle some swimmers. The cat is 9.5 inches tall and has one gnome in his mouth and three more in his grasp for later. The figure is hand-crafted by the people at Mark & Margot and is weather-resistant for indoor or outdoor placement. This brilliant book is packed with historical anecdotes and trivia, and it’s all weird and wild.

When it senses that you’ve placed a coin in front of its mouth, it will start chewing and look you in the face with its dead, plastic eyes while it does it. It’s not hard plastic either, it has a sort of skin to it. It comes with over 60 letters and spaces so they can create two lines of text. Great for practical uses like marking which recipes are which and for simply stamping funny words onto your food.

Emojis are ubiquitous, so much so that some people rely on them instead of using their words. Give any such people on your list these beach ball-sized emoji balls. Or give them to someone who still doesn’t know what an eggplant emoji means. If that’s you, then here’s our guide to emoji meanings. Here’s the ultimate gift for your favorite grill master. This set of 19 stainless steel grilling tools and accessories is an excellent value, quality utensils kit that any master of barbeque will LOVE owning.